Confessions of a Serial Dancer

Mar 26

let it go.

let it go.

Mar 25

Strong is the new skinny

Strong is the new skinny

Stay hungry, stay foolish

Stay hungry, stay foolish

Mar 24

If only my life was really as organized as my Pinterest boards make me out to be.Via someecards

If only my life was really as organized as my Pinterest boards make me out to be.

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Five Simple Rules For Happiness:
1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.

Five Simple Rules For Happiness:

1. Free your heart from hatred.

2. Free your mind from worries.

3. Live simply.

4. Give more.

5. Expect less.

Mar 23

She turned her cant’s into cans and her dreams into plans.

She turned her cant’s into cans and her dreams into plans.

Oh, I’m sorry…
Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Oh, I’m sorry…

Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Mar 22

Everything I used to do is now considered old schoolVia someecards

Everything I used to do is now considered old school

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No, no, no.
I’m not insulting you.
I’m just describing you.

No, no, no.

I’m not insulting you.

I’m just describing you.

Mar 21

On a scale of one to Adele, how tough was your breakup?

On a scale of one to Adele, how tough was your breakup?

I’m not anti-social, I just don’t pretend to like your bullshit.

I’m not anti-social, I just don’t pretend to like your bullshit.

Mar 20

Thanks for pretending not to see me when I was pretending not to see you in order to avoid a miserably awkward conversation that neither of us wanted to have.

Thanks for pretending not to see me when I was pretending not to see you in order to avoid a miserably awkward conversation that neither of us wanted to have.

Males vs. females: Photographing something you want to show everyone.

Males vs. females: Photographing something you want to show everyone.

Mar 19

Oh, really? You know what that sounds like?
Not my problem.

Oh, really? You know what that sounds like?

Not my problem.

I don’t hate you.
I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence.

I don’t hate you.

I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence.