Places: Coogee beach last Sunday where I got stung by a blue bottle and now have hairline scratches down my left leg. I didn’t notice it straight away and was offered to be peed on by my good friends Pauler, Allan and Benny. At the same time if necessary. Benny then noted that after urinating on me, our relationship would change status to BFFs (if only FB had that option) and he’d do BFF stuff like come over and make me lunch and play video games together. The thought kinda scared me so I politely refused and bought a bottle of white vinegar from the store across the road, at least I can re-use it for bbq at my parent’s place this week.

The water at Coogee was also really fucking sandy, it was gross, I got sand in every crevice and on every strand of hair. I did laugh to myself in the shower when I found sand all through my buttcrack. So immature.